My name is Brian. It's a decent name, I like it. I also really like Star Wars, Stargate, Seaquest, LEGO, Halo, biking and making mediocre artwork. Always looking for people to appreciate film trivia and old science fiction with. Been through a whole lot recently, but hopefully back to stay.
loopingpyre asked:
What [car] would you build a time machine out of?
an old VW Beetle because it wouldn’t look out of place literally anywhere
Lancelot: Egad sire! Look at that.
King Arthur: Hm, rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. Not impossible, mind.
Share your wizard wisdom, I’ll go first.
Never leave your explosive potions in places small children can reach.
me next!
Leave your explosive potions in places small children can reach.
ack oooguh help the wind keeps blowing me
blow on yr screen every couple seconds to simulate annoying an anime boy
i came up with this idea when i was very sleep deprived and i then spent like 30 minutes intermittently blowing on my screen. i was very entertained, at one point i laughed so hard i almost lost my voice. i figured that this was just a symptom of being very easily amused due to my condition but now that im awake again i see that this is easily the best post ive ever made. i have peaked, i will never post anything this good again. fffffffffffffffff. ffffffffffff. ffffffffffffffffffff. ffffffffffffffffffffffffff
There was a cute girl wearing denim on denim next to me in the art museum elevator and as soon as the door opened she made a beeline for a giant abstract painting of a woman with her titties out.
how i send the message to lesbians in my area
the plan b decimating my sperm
the johnson and johnson vaccine trying to break down the dasani water bottle cap i swallowed when i was 2
Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.
This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.











